As summer comes to a close, we welcome the fall season and all the joys it brings — the best of which being the return of your favorite TV shows. Here is a list of premiere dates for some of the shows I’m most excited for this season; if you haven’t seen any of these, I suggest you rent the seasons or watch them online. Chances are, it’ll be hard to tear me away from the couch on any of these evenings.

“Chuck”: Monday, September 20 at 7 p.m. central on NBC
I’ve been having withdrawals of this show all summer, missing my nerdy spy getaway every Monday. This season, the mysterious Mrs. Bartowski (a.k.a. Chuck’s mom) will appear on the scene — and guess what? She isn’t one of the good guys.

“Glee”: Tuesday, September 21 at 7 p.m. central on FOX
Gleeks, unite! After a whirlwind of a first season, it’s time to see how far the New Directions Glee Club will go this year in this singing, dancing, high-energy show. The promise of Britney Spears and Rocky Horror Picture Show-inspired episodes is enough to make me squeal.

“The Big Bang Theory”: Thursday, September 23 at 7 p.m. central on CBS
At the end of last season, Sheldon found his – dare I say it? – soulmate. Can the gang deal with Sheldon 2.0 or will they combust with annoyance?

“The Office”: Thursday, September 2 at 8 p.m. central on NBC
Steve Carrell’s forthcoming removal from the show at the end of this season is reason enough to tune in — it’ll probably be the show’s last decent season (or last season, period,) so the writers will be pulling all the stops. And at least we have Pam and Jim’s general new-marriage-slash-new-baby scenario to look forward to.

“Saturday Night Live”: Saturday, September 25 at 10:30 p.m. central on NBC
Even though they haven’t announced who will be hosting the premiere, we do know that Jane Lynch will be hosting on October 9. Need I say more?

Steve Carrell and Tina Fey.  Two of the best comedians on television in one movie.  What could be better, right?

Actually, a lot.

Date Night, featuring the stars of NBC’s “The Office” and “30 Rock,” hit theaters April 9 after much excited anticipation from fans.  The film finished No. 1 at the box-office on its opening day, beating Clash of the Titans in its second weekend as well as DreamWorks’ How to Train your Dragon in its third. 

But it will most-likely only be downhill from there.

The film’s poorly-advertised plot centers around an average suburban couple who, while out on their weekly “date night,” find themselves mixed up in a dangerous situation as they are mistaken for the Triplehorns—a couple holding a flash drive the illusive crime boss in Manhattan, Mr. Miletto, is after.

Phil (Carrell) and Claire (Fey) Foster, as one would expect, spend the majority of the film evading the stereotypical “bad guys” while simultaneously trying to figure out why the Triplehorns are being hunted.  The movie, though considered a romantic-comedy, would almost be better classified as an action-comedy, as Date Night is made up of roughly 80 percent running and 20 percent humor.

There’s a lot of action, and it’s not backed by the cartoon it’ll-all-be-OK music, either.  Oftentimes, stressful, scary music plays in the midst of what is meant to be a humorous scene, taking away from the jokes and adding to the real drama of the moment.

That’s not to say the film isn’t funny, however.  With Carrell and Fey, crude humor is an obvious component, with four or five belly-laugh scenes and other chuckle ones strewn throughout.  The two actors work well together and make the most of what they are given, but the truth is, they are not given much.  The script is pretty mediocre.

During many scenes, it is evident the viewers are almost forcing themselves to laugh out of obligation, because they feel like they should.  Come on, it’s Steve Carrell and Tina Fey.  How can anything coming out of their mouths not be hilarious, right?

Honestly, it is often confusing as to what is coming out of their mouths at all.  Aside from the complicated and dragged-out plot, Date Night also switches from sweet and sentimental to comedic to stressful in a matter of minutes, making it difficult to keep up with the mood.  For example, one would not deem it appropriate to pull over during a speedy getaway for a deep conversation about martial issues, but that is just what the Fosters do.  And it is rather out of place.

All-in-all, Date Night is quite unimpressive in comparison to Carrell and Fey’s other performances.  Sure, it is a cute, predictable and occasionally laugh-out-loud film with a few quotable lines—maybe worth the matinee or Dollar Theater price—but it is definitely not up to its potential.

Well, there is one good thing about the Olympics ending: “The Office“, complete with a one-hour special event this Thursday, March 4, for Pam and Jim to have their baby. Need I say more?

For the comments…do you think it will be a boy or a girl? And what do you think its name should be? (I’m rooting for a Michael Scott Halpert, personally.)